Monday 23 March 2020

#OverheardInWilliamsburg





The world is incredibly miserable at the moment, so I thought I'd make a post that, at the very least, makes me laugh.

I spent Christmas in New York with my "sis" Laura, and one night she introduced me to her friends that lived in the flat opposite. There's no real way of describing them, other than by relaying sound bites of what they said that night.

And so, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, #OverheardInWilliamsburg


"They didn't let me play the music I wanted I just wanted to play techno"

"That's okay I snort Panadol sometimes"

"When I'm asking for a bag of ket I ask for some whizz fizz and they know"

"Boots, it's a statement"

"Makes you pretty unique in the office"

"and I got that drug money because you better believe we sell pinks"

"I'm just a quirky like a child"

"ket is now the Wallstreet party drug"

"If you go to a music festival they're just selling for caps and weed"

"Medical-grade ketamin"

"Oh your whole fits like 3 grand"

"Yo I'm really fucking feeling it"

"You did not come prepared for the sesh"

"Nothing like taking a couple of caps and bro-ing with the boys"